December 11, 2004

Making Green

In preschool this week, they're doing color mixing---you know, the old "two drops of red and two drops of yellow, and you get orange"---all that cool stuff. Well, I was cleaning the toilet and put in that blue stuff to make it look good, and my four-year-old walked into the room and brightly said, "You know, Mom, if I pee in there, we can make green."
---Mary, Mahtomedi, Minnesota, from the book The Best of Bulletin Board by Daniel Kelly

Source: Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes 2004 Calendar for August 13, 2004 published by Andrews McMeel Publishing

Posted by niganit at December 11, 2004 11:00 AM
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